petitetimidgay:

I’m so sick of young women saying that they’re virgins because they “respect themselves”

your virginity is not a “gift”

your virginity is not even a thing

it’s totally cool to care about your sexual debut, but please do not use the purity myth to devalue other women

(via distraction)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via goodvib3sss-deactivated20160329)

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via suburbanblackid)

tender-heart-dreadful-mind:

ITS WINTER BREAK BITCHES. TIME TO RUIN YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE BY BINGE WATCHING NETFLIX AND LAUGHING AT SHITTY JOKES ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHA I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS.

(Source: tiny-word-warrior, via suburbanblackid)

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

(via distraction)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

“suck my dick” ok

“bite me” hell yeah

“kiss my ass” sure

“Fuck you” well if you insist.

“my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future” if you insist

(via fake-mermaid)